altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

Fleetwood Mac - Seven Wonders
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If I live to see the seven wonders
I’ll make a path to the rainbow’s end
I’ll never live to match the beauty again

fartgallery:

they say milk helps babies grow but ive poured 3 cartons of it over this baby and so far all it has done is cry

American Horror Story: Freak Show - Main Title

dirtylittledamsel:

when my mom tells me and my sibling to behave in public

Frances Conroy + AHS Characters

  ☞ Dandy & Gloria Mott